Peppermill Las Vegas - MAINLAND EDITION

Since we saved a ton of money by staying at my girlfriend’s house for free, Autumn splurged and got us a hotel room on the strip for one night and one night only.  We started off with champagne and cocktails in the room and then headed out to town.  First stop:  Doubledown Saloon.  I fell in love instantly.  Divier than dive.  Next stop: Dino’s for some karaoke.  It was late so the song list took forever but Autumn finally rocked some Beastie Boys.  It’s just not the same when she isn’t wearing her matching tracksuit.  Next:  Some place next to a strip club to meet up with my friend James.  They were having an 80’s DJ karaoke party in the back.  We arrived too late though.  Everyone was beyond recognition snockered and we were only able to sing a couple songs before the DJ was done.  The highlight of this bar was telling the bartender, “Mahalo,” and him replying, “how did you know?”  Turns out he was from Nanakuli.  Small world, especially when on the 9th island.  It was now about 4am so James took us to the Peppermill (which is oddly very similar to the Reno one, but much smaller...in my drunken state it was very confusing) to get some grub.  Autumn ordered breakfast but James and I decided to order NACHOS and do a 4am drunken nacho blog.  I am sure that everything I wrote down as notes was incredibly funny to us at the time but sadly it looks like an alien wrote it down so I cannot share it with you.  After nachos James dropped us off at the hotel and we slowly stumbled our way through the labyrinth that was our hotel and somehow found our room. 

Against all odds...we survived Vegas.  

Special hats for the hotel room party

Is that a Roberto's traveler?

Yeah Vegas!

I love you Double Down Saloon

Ass juice is dangerous and delicious

You can never go wrong singing Journey karaoke

Nachos Nachos Nachos $13.95 - Crunchy corn chips, refried beans and mixed cheese sprinkled with fiery jalapeno peppers, tomatoes, onions, and black olives.  With zesty ground beef on the side add $2.00.  With chicken add $3.00.

Salsa that tastes like tomato soup

James (4.5) - Like baked cheese as opposed to (?) cheese.  Baked is (?).  RAD: Lots of attention to make sure every chip stays crisp.  Good amount of cheese covering amount of chips.  Not supposed to eat top to bottom.  Supposed to eat nacho (?).  These fit my nacho dreams. LAME:  Ummmm...I don’t know.  Probably didn’t throw enough meat and maybe I prefer it on (?) .  Love to pour it on (?).  Maybe it causes it to sog the chips.  TOPPING TO CHIP RATIO: 4.5.  Pretty fucking awesome but (????????????????).

Check out that side of zesty ground beef

Grannysaurus:  Bacon. RAD: Bacon.  LAME: Bacon.  TOPPING TO CHIP RATIO: Bacon. Bacon.

Shananigans (3.5) - Big and woah look at all that cheese!  RAD:  Lots of Real Cheese!  Eating nachos with James!  LAME: Lack of spice.  TOPPING TO CHIP RATIO: 4.  Salsa tastes like tomato soup. 

There was this jar of different color sugar on the table and Autumn wanted to taste it not realizing it would just pour super fast into her mouth (note stream of sugar pouring onto tongue in picture).  As she was doing this, the waitress walked up and said, "No, don't do that," like Autumn was a toddler.  The waitress was not amused with us whatsover the entire meal.  She should find another job if she is not amused by the likes of us at 4:30am.  It's Vegas.  What do you expect of people at that hour.  Pour grumpy waitress.

So yeah...not quite sure what this says.  I remember it being extremely witty at the time and insisting I write it down for the blog.  I have to remember to type into my phone instead.

We almost made it back!